Do vagina's smell?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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