so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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