You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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