i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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