it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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