We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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