Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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