Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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