In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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