If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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