let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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