You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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You. Win. At. Life.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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