my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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