I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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