matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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