Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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