I don't think brook has ever known best
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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