Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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