Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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