question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
this will be a night to untag.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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