Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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