That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
