no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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