There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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