"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
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