I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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