You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Congratulations! We have a period
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
