If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
These tits shall not be calmed
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize