I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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