the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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