My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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