Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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