Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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