Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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