fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Randomize
