ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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