Yo dont text me then not text me
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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