she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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