clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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