But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I wish i was in the wii world.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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