Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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