It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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