I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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