im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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