Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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