There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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