And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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