Me too!
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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