dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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