he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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