:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Randomize
