we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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