We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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