I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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